OK, so today my horoscope reads
"It's true that patience is a virtue, but it's also true that you can control things."
Really...??? Cause from where I'm sitting I see that I have NO control! I mean, it really is pretty funny. I am sitting at my desk actually laughing.
Now patience, well yes, I certainly have learned that virtue, starting with Simone's adoption (ok I actually started learning that when I married Adam...hee hee-just joking) And being a parent, sheesh, that sure has taught me patience, along with a few other virtues...
but control! Come on now, do the folks who write the daily horoscope expect me to believe this stuff?
Now put that in a fortune cookie and you may get me to fall for it!